Posted by St.Cuthwine Spencer on December 03, 2001 at 22:13:51:
and what about that early 90s' Big Gulp convenio-myhtocracy? I say f--- 'em and Opus the Penguin...Garfield is a real pussy too.
Posted by Fnork de Sporg on December 05, 2001 at 05:16:40:
In Reply to: That film "Singles" sucked posted by St.Cuthwine Spencer on December 03, 2001 at 22:13:51:
I personaly think that ms. D'Garofilaio is the most beuatiful humanesque creature on the planet. I watched and pretended to enjoy The Truth About Cats And Dogs with out vomiting. That is a superhuman act. Why do I tell you these things, these snippets of embarrising childhood photgraphs flying out of a woodchipper like a baby snowstorm waiting with anticipation for the distant winters when it will sap the heat and life and souls of men and child and woman dog and bird and even flower? Because even I, who undergone such herculean, oddyseuan, akirasawaian, nicheian hell quests, in her glorious name, my lord, thought that film "Singles" sucked. It was a shit left on the doorstep of the mayor's house, runny and steaming in the brisk and orderly morning air, it was enough to make me vomit with great force and audible sound in to greasy locks and unwashed garments of the simmpering, unwashed, whore-cow seated before me in the house of platonic shadows. How my companions did laugh heartily and throw many kernels of blasted grain in to her already moist and cloying mess of a head, splashing her with foam from their bottled beers, stolen from a nearvy microbrewery (some sort of foul cocoa-oatmeal-coffebean-stout and smuggled in with Hairy Rupert's stinking gym bag already half filled with partialy cleaned human skulls, 43 in total, taken by force in the back rooms and water closets of the most powerful corporations and brokerages in the world. Techno music is stealing the comprehension skills of tomorrow's youth and we encourage it. What kind of world will it be where peoples unknown remix bach, mahler, and chuck d together so the beat doesn't fucking change for almost full on half an hour?! What Kind Of Twisted Sadist Monsters Would Do That?! Tis hell I tell thee, tis the very portents of the infernal womb herself. Techno music idiocy leads directly to the twenty third level of the demonic abyss, where malador and hitler lie impaled on a single spike forever touching their tender buttocks to the wirthing masses of deadly scorpions, forged from living bronze and as hot as the stars, searing their immortal flesh in infinite torment, where dreams are made a horrible flesh and pleasure is exchanged for pain. Give me tobbaco, pipeweed, and a comfy bed anyday, but not this. Ha ha ha ha!
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fnork de sporg is the royal fnork of all sporg.
Though personally I rather liked Bill The Cat.
Posted by Ima 1 on December 05, 2001 at 16:15:12:
In Reply to: Re: That film "Singles" suck (long) (do not read) posted by Fnork de Sporg on December 05, 2001 at 05:16:40:
A+
Posted by Fnork de Sporg on December 05, 2001 at 16:56:58:
In Reply to: Re: That film "Singles" suck (long) (do not read) posted by Ima 1 on December 05, 2001 at 16:15:12:
(I don't know whether I should praise and love and sleep with you for showing me a modicum of affection and encouragement or stalk through the antiseptic hallways and past mold filled lockers, and then murder you, by gun, by knife, by bloody hands alone, for being a Teacher, which you have become. Bu thnx, I'm glad you like me, what is your home address and phone number? What about your parent's home number and address and your boy/girlfriends home phone number/address? I wish to visit you all in the darkest hours of the night and lay my eldritch curse upon your warm, blood soaked, flesh of the living.
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