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What? - Fnork de Sporg 20:01:11 11/06/2001 (208.27.16.49) (1)
Re: ?tahW? - Fnork de Sporg 20:06:54 11/06/2001 (208.27.16.49) Posted by Fnork de Sporg on December 06, 2001 at 20:06:54:
In Reply to: What? posted by Fnork de Sporg on December 06, 2001 at 20:01:11:
: What are you talking about? Your not making any sense! I mean "...59868587.3549001 &rt;OUT&rt; (Blue Stellar Object: Near Deneb: END)" what the fuck is that? Why doesn't this make sense? I mean who are you?! You are not making ssense, we are n0t making senmse, none of this makes sense@!!
: Walking knee deep in the fecund fields of long dead yore our saint cuthbert is accosted in his minds eye by a brooding house of eldritch designs that sits atop mountains peak on the unwashed plains of lost Thadak. He swoon and stumbles to the left, over a ridge built from a dinosaurs spine, and down a gulch of skulls an misfortune landing at the wicked doormat of that sane said house of preternatural occurence somehow displaced from it's mythic perch of frosty airs. The doormat reads "Not Welcome". The door strays ajar and dumb soul that he was cuthbert moved forward and inwards where a thick blue mold grows in the room a fills every crevice and aperture, stinking and cloying close at your groin and now in your lungs till the whole world becomes as one giant slime till you see a pattern in the gunk and then a textyre, then a shape, till you stand within that ill house atop that crag of legends looking out across the infinite dustswept stretches of most unhygenic Thadak. Across from him an ancient man of sylvan countenance sits atop a vibrating jade ottoman, his feet those of a sickly hyena's.
: Man- Who are you that stand here? who be you, truly?
: Cuthbert- What man truly knows himself and his utmost origins? No one can no this for all exist before their awakening, all share an unconcious history and a name we cannot say.
: Man- For surely I know us now! You be a fool and I an old wiseman and thus we perfectly matched and even.
: Cuthbert- Ah, but you be an old man with a magic footrest while I be a mad fool with a fully loaded handgun! Does not seem so even now, seems down right odd!
: And so he shot thirteen times with his hand held sideways all cool and gangsta style and our saint cuthbert to abscond with the magical ottoman thinking he could sell for a large quantity of drugs only to later set it on fire while reloading his Dumass Pussy zippo lighter and had to put the fire out with beer, thus ruining it's aesthtetic and monetary value. The old wise man was not really dead but only paralysed fro mthe soulder down. Weakened by starvation, he was killed by fungal rot brought on by his own urine and fecees collecting within his parachute pants. His name was Noreber'tian'asio and he will not be missed&rt;&rt;&rt;&rt;
: There that feels better.
That was odd indeed! It seemed to cut the middle section of my glorious effluvium but when I attemted to ressssssponf here it was in its miraculous orimoal form. What great gods we do have within us to make such marvels take place, praise to him and her them and thee I and we. Piddle!
Why does "Bob" pronounce frop "froop"??... - St. Cuthwine Spencer 17:58:47 11/06/2001 (216.12.0.28) (2)
...is this some sort of thing only he is supposed to do? And what is that actor that plays "Bob" in "Arise" doing driving a golf cart? Everyone knows "Bob" would have a caddy and a driver...& did David really glue those sunglasses to his face in the end??? & Is Three Fisted Tales still available from the Subgenius Foundation? I guess the internet pretty much spoiled the fun of High Wierdness for me...you can find phony wierdness at the push of a botton now...and there aren't any Sid & Johnny cabbage patch dolls to be seen anywhere...kinda makes you want to go back and stare at the flourescents in K-Mart with heavy eyelids listening to Gary Numan all over again...59868587.3549001 &rt;OUT< (Blue Stellar Object: Near Deneb: END)
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