nips, i'm bored, why wont they play with me - Fnork de Sporg 21:07:19 11/09/2001 "On his tomb lid, the famous Lid of Palenque, Lord Pacal had "carved" a central feature, "The Suckling Tree". Is was said the tree has 100,000 nipples and dead babies could suckle the "tree of life" and gain strength to reincarnate."


I have nothing more to say to you.

"* Migraine headaches, tiredness
* Electrical sensations in the limbs and spinal column
* Cramps in the muscular networks
* Flu like symptoms
* Intense dreams.
* The human body will become more sensitive as a result of the new vibrations.
* The resonance of Earth (Schumann Resonance) has been 7.8Hz for thousands of years. Since 1980 it has risen to over 12Hz.
This means that 16 hours now equate to a 24 hour day. Time is speeding up!
* The physical body has already begun to change. A new light body is being created.
* Our DNA is being re-programmed from the Universe (as predicted in the Mayan Prophecy).
We are going from 2 strand back to 12 strand DNA.
* Greater intuitive and healing abilities will emerge.
* Eyes will become cat like in order to adjust to the new atmosphere and light.
* All newly born children will probably be telepathic at birth.
* All plagues of the 90's, including AIDS will be gone but older plagues will remain."

"Some are talking about government DNA and mind control, the New World Order by 2003, annihilation from negative ETs etc"

Im just stalling fer time, this post is just filler, dont look at me that way.



a new dark age of darknessWhat kind of weed does Osama have? n/t - St. Cuthwine Spencer 23:09:12 11/08/2001

Dude, Afghani is some killer bud, dude. - Fnork de Sporg 19:39:02 11/09/2001

I thought it (WTCB) was terrible at first...but now it's a hoot n/t - St.Cuthwine Spencer 18:49:41 11/08/2001

...how many of those cocksuckers in the towers would have given a shit if a plane ran into me eh? If I were bleeding to death next to a fire hydrant they probably wouldn't have stopped to piss on me...fuck 'em...now...back to wherever...I was talking about...oh yea... ... ... there are just oodles of little teenage clueless fuckheads around Va. that want to join the army now...bunch of stupid cunts...I thought people like that couldn't be any more fucking retarded than they were when Uncle Sambo went to Persia and started bombing stuff back in '91... ...it's all so somebody can get a condo in Jerusalem anyway...fuck Uncle Sambo and his whore...fuckemfuckemfuckemfuckem!!!!!... .... ... .... ...does anyone think that Warhol is seriously over-rated as an artist? I do.


Posted by Fnork de Sporg on December 09, 2001 at 19:34:35:

In Reply to: I think Bin Laden is a cool guy actualy... posted by St.Cuthwine Spencer on December 08, 2001 at 18:40:59:

Warhol is not really an artist. He is pop culture sensation. Like how the all your base crap isn't funny but everyone likes it any ways. Warhol is on the same level of talent as Charo the coochie-coochie girl. They remind us of the inherent ludicrousness of life, the strange comedy of the gods. Because he makes us look at ech other and say, What The Hell?, or How Did This Get Made. But yeah, he's a hack and a half but he also made that one episode of Loveboat ring out past infinity.

Also Bin Laden is a a spoiled little brat that grew up incredibly rich, is more wordly than most of us, was employed by the cia less than ten years with them and kept close relationships throughout much of the ninetys, learned to sell drugs from us, and has previously espoused stheistic leanings. What I can't figure out is why all the Real Muslims havent killed them yet. I guess it's like people that still trust crazed, violent fudies that preach about shooting minoritys and gays, yet stil lfear that nice quiet goth couple down the street. Personaly I wont be happy till I'm holding court and getting toothless head in the glowing piles of rubble, skulls, and fallen pillars that used to be our capital building. However did any one read that issue of WeeklyWorldNews where batboy joins tha marines and they have that totally ridiculous shot of him biting bin laden? Cause that image made this whole war worthwhile
Posted by St.Cuthwine Spencer on December 06, 2001 at 23:30:27:

...(munch)...(gulp)... .. the old colour GB has a camera thingy that goes with it...and a comm. link..so naturaly it is a better choice for burgeoning game designers/perverts...just thought you'd like to keep that in mind for the holidays...chesnuts roasting on a open fire...along with Jesus...and a regal plum pudding sauce to top them both off....ho ho ho..and all that rot...bloody nice to see this board back up...used to fancy it.....quite gainly...O AND WHAT ARE YOU!? LOOKING THERE?! Nice Dickybird........NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE DICKY.... ... . . . .just remembering E.A. Poe there...sorry...something called..."Angel of the Odd"... . . .anyone out there in a musical group? Whatever mine is called were playing out for the first time on new years eve...were just going to cut up some bible verses and make lots of noise...anyone done a grunge cover of a Japan track yet? No? Not even in 2001?...fuck...I guess I'll do it then...how about "Polaroids"?...Nah...shit that won't work...maybe "Life in Tokyo"? I dunno...were Firesign Theatre influenced by The Fugs?...

Re: Oh... .. Fnork de Sporg20:26:46 11/07/2001 (
My band is named Roy Gerberston Biv and his Excessively Boisterous Thylacines. We make techno remixs of vintage video game songs. But we don't really exist and have never made any songs. Do you know of any really good mixing or technotype programs? If you do I wil lremix several things and post it for your listening punishment. Would you like that? Would it make you happy it? It wouldn't offedn you and, say, send you in to a murderous rage wherein you will have the mind of a beast to kill and torment without guilt, compassion or mercy? Cause I might like that better.

Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit FuckinSHITfuck!!!!!!! n/t - Fnork de Sporg 20:30:33 11/07/2001 (208.6.87.53) (2)

: My band is named SHIT. We make SHIT. But we don't really SHIT and have never made any SHIT. Do you know of any really good SHIT or SHITtype SHIT? If you do I will SHIT and SHIT it for your SHITing SHITment. Would you SHIT SHIT? SHIT

Will werk 4 Food Idle Hans16:32:40 11/10/2001 (1)

: : My band is named FOOD. We play don't play on FOOD, but we sure sound like FOOD. Do you know of any good FOOD programs? Would you like to eat my FOOD?

i AM Popeye the sailor. Man.

Yeah, just what THE fuck DO all these buttons do?

Posted by Fnork de Sporg on December 10, 2001 at 21:42:44:

In Reply to: Will werk 4 Food posted by Idle Hans on December 10, 2001 at 16:32:40:

: : : My band is named FECALCUNTMOUTH. We play FECALCUNTMOUTH don't play on FECALCUNTMOUTH, but we sure sound like FECALCUNTMOUTH. Do you know of any good FECALCUNTMOUTH programs? Would you like to eat my FECALCUNTMOUTH?

: i AM FECALCUNTMOUTH. Man.

: Yeah, just what THE FECALCUNTMOUTH DO all these FECALCUNTMOUTHS do?


I couldn't agree more with you. I also couldn't agree any less with you, so take that how you will.

In the meantime I have traveled back in time and killed your grandfather only seconds after he was born causing you to no longer exist, retroactively erasing your life!! On the plus side you no longer have to file for taxes and they will never know. However if you do file for taxes they will pretend nothing is wrong and begin to monitor you like crazy, so watch out.

If this family member has a web page or e-mail address of their own, I might include the address here.